John Hawkins (hawk) wrote,
John Hawkins
hawk

You know how I know god hates me? Because I wake up 90 minutes before my alarm, toss and turn until it goes off, hit snooze in irritation, and then sleep like a baby for the next 9 minutes until it beeps again.

Dear God,

Bag of dicks, fiery crash, blah blah.

Love,

-John
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