Bleh. I think my digestive tract has finally decided to take action against me in retalliation for my poor sleep habits. Much unhappiness within. On a more positive note, though, I finally got a full ticket for the luncheon on Thursday. I will not look like an ass! Hurrah! Well...okay, granted, but not MUCH of an ass...

Maybe just one cheek.

I'm going to go home and take a nap. I'm going out for Ethiopian food t'night with a bunch of friends, and in my present state I will not be ideal company. :(

"John, when you've finished vomiting and breaking wind, do you think you could pass the salt? Thanks."