Excerpt 1) WARNING: Do NOT read further if you are offended by the following sentence: "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog; What a fucking' Asshole."
CLAIMER: This game will fuck you up. We swear. It will make you take drugs whose chemical composition is beyond the spelling capacity of this author. You will begin a prostitution ring made up of fourteen-year olds and destitute nuns. Eventually, of course, you will most likely leap from the balcony of your local theare with seven running chainsaws strapped to various parts of you body. Ther's a good chance it will be the matinee showing of BAMBI as well.
Thank you for your time, Worship the Antichrist, and have a nice day.
Excerpt 2) INTRODUCTION: What is Roleplaying? -- To truly comprehend the nature of what is today called "Modern Roleplaying", we must first step into a time machine to Ancient Greece...
FUCK THIS NOISE!!!
I ain't gonna waste my time explaining that when I know you guys have read 4,000,000 other sets of rules comparing roleplaying to everything from movies to religious experiences. Face it--this is not gonna be someone's 1st game. "Hmm, you know, cribbage is getting kinda stale--let's get something with a lot of blood & Death in it."
If you don't know what roleplaying is and this is your 1st game, then you've fucked up. Go play (You know the one -- It sounds like "truncheons & Flagons", but we can't say it cause of copyright laws) for about 6 years and get back to me.