What's one thing you wish you could do but can't? - Run a decent Mage session.
What is your ideal marriage location? - Like I even care? Somewhere grand and sparkly. Like a church. Preferrably with burning pentagrams hanging from the walls and insane laughter echoing in the background.
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? - I miss the Bone.
Do you tell your friends about your sex life? - You mean do I lie?
What's the one language you want to learn? - Mandarin.
What do you order at a bar? - Depends. Usually beer, grey goose and tonic, or white russian
Have you ever pierced your body parts? - I'll cut you. Back the fuck off.
Do you drive stick? - No. Ashamed of that.
What's one trait you hate in a person? - Bossiness disguised as helpfulness.
What kind of watch(es) do you wear? - Uh...this one's an Expedition? It's cool...
Do you consider yourself materialistic? - Well, sure. I'm an American, fer crissake.
What's one car you will never buy? - Anything made by VW. Those fuckwits.
What kind of books do you like to read? - Hard sci-fi, preferrably by the Killer B's. Detective/Criminal novels. Preferrably with a comic edge.
Burial or cremation? - Whatever's cheapest. Ideally I'd be donated to science so somebody could get something out of me. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle!
How many online journals do you read regularly? - Like LJ? Not sure what qualifies. I read online shit WAY too much. Never worried much about quantity...
What's one thing you're a sore loser at? - Hmmm...Go, but I hide it well.
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? - Depends how smart they are. I either throw EXTREMELY veiled snipes over their head or just ignore them. But then I do the former to my friends, too...they just catch on more often...::shrugs::
How many drinks before you're tipsy? - Dunno...3?
Do you cry in front of friends? - I don't cry. I often wish I could. But even alone, I just don't do that.
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? - No idea. Thoughts, anyone? ::shrugs::
What's one thing you like to do alone? - [censored].
When's the right time to go to the bathroom in front of your significant other? - After you've drowned them in the bathtub, but before you've worked up the energy to drag them to the trunk of your car.
Favorite communication method? - Loud, incoherent screaming in public places.