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...that she might be a sufficient reason for young Candide

and he for her


October 5th, 2001

Everybody do the LJ whore dance! @ 01:22 pm

Current Mood: misanthropic


What's one thing you wish you could do but can't? - Run a decent Mage session.

What is your ideal marriage location? - Like I even care? Somewhere grand and sparkly. Like a church. Preferrably with burning pentagrams hanging from the walls and insane laughter echoing in the background.

Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? - I miss the Bone.

Do you tell your friends about your sex life? - You mean do I lie?

What's the one language you want to learn? - Mandarin.

What do you order at a bar? - Depends. Usually beer, grey goose and tonic, or white russian

Have you ever pierced your body parts? - I'll cut you. Back the fuck off.

Do you drive stick? - No. Ashamed of that.

What's one trait you hate in a person? - Bossiness disguised as helpfulness.

What kind of watch(es) do you wear? - Uh...this one's an Expedition? It's cool...

Do you consider yourself materialistic? - Well, sure. I'm an American, fer crissake.

What's one car you will never buy? - Anything made by VW. Those fuckwits.

What kind of books do you like to read? - Hard sci-fi, preferrably by the Killer B's. Detective/Criminal novels. Preferrably with a comic edge.

Burial or cremation? - Whatever's cheapest. Ideally I'd be donated to science so somebody could get something out of me. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle!

How many online journals do you read regularly? - Like LJ? Not sure what qualifies. I read online shit WAY too much. Never worried much about quantity...

What's one thing you're a sore loser at? - Hmmm...Go, but I hide it well.

If you don't like a person, how do you show it? - Depends how smart they are. I either throw EXTREMELY veiled snipes over their head or just ignore them. But then I do the former to my friends, too...they just catch on more often...::shrugs::

How many drinks before you're tipsy? - Dunno...3?

Do you cry in front of friends? - I don't cry. I often wish I could. But even alone, I just don't do that.

What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? - No idea. Thoughts, anyone? ::shrugs::

What's one thing you like to do alone? - [censored].

When's the right time to go to the bathroom in front of your significant other? - After you've drowned them in the bathtub, but before you've worked up the energy to drag them to the trunk of your car.

Favorite communication method? - Loud, incoherent screaming in public places.
 
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From:saxface
Date:October 5th, 2001 11:36 am (UTC)
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Hmm... first impression:

::wondering:: Did he take his medication today?
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From:hawk
Date:October 19th, 2001 03:36 pm (UTC)
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I only just now got this. ::shakes head:: god I'm thick. Very clever! =)
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From:chyee
Date:October 5th, 2001 04:50 pm (UTC)
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John, I think I'm in love with you.
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From:chatty
Date:October 6th, 2001 12:02 am (UTC)
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Who's my creampuff?!?! That's right baby, so what do you say we shut off that light and get close, huh?

...that she might be a sufficient reason for young Candide

and he for her